Bagpiping at its best

Postby MtLass » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:16 pm

[This was sent to my husband recently - just had to share]

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.... and saw the funeral guy was evidently gone, and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left.... and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down. The vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace', the workers began to weep. They wept; I wept; we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.


As I was opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before... and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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central Virginia

Re: Bagpiping at its best

Postby Cameron » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:58 pm

Good one. Thanks. Why do you think the workers cried, Dave?
"Everyone forgets Icarus also flew. "
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Chicago, IL

Re: Bagpiping at its best

Postby Michelle » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:15 am

BOO! You nearly had me crying too :?
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Tacoma, Washington, USA

Re: Bagpiping at its best

Postby Shininglight » Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:30 pm

I LOVE this joke!!! Thank you for sharing it, Wendy! :lol:
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central Illinois

Now THAT'S Funny!

Postby Earl from Ohio » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:00 am

And don't kere who ya are! :lol:
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